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Mark Bonokoski - September 4 2010 |
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Air Date:
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September 4, 2010 |
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A couple of hours after last week's show on morons, I almost killed a moron.
But he would have had it coming.
What he did was blow through a trail stop sign, and across the highway on his souped-up ATV at close to 120 k/hr. — damn near clipping the front end of my car.
Had he hit me — and he missed by only a matter of inches — he would have been dead.
And it would have looked good on him.
Don't ask me how — it's a trade secret — but I managed to track down this moron, get his phone number, and give him a call — using *67 to block my identity.
My first question? “Have to managed to clean the load out of your pants yet?”
He clicked in immediately, and began stammering out his apology.
A collision would have put him in the morgue, and me in the hospital — without a doubt.
Worse, though, is that my classic 2000 Beemer, still in mint condition, would have been written off.
And that would be unforgivable.
Before hanging up, I was about to say something to him about his girlfriend and the Toronto Argonauts. But I didn't.
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Toronto Sun
Moose Country |
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odjradio.com_mark_bonokoski_10_09_04.mp3 (Right click and select "Save As" to download.) |
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